Sometimes in life opportunities present themselves to us out of nowhere. I am a believer that a person should take full advantage of every opportunity that comes their way. Now having said that let me preface this post just a bit. My friend showed me
this blog the other day and directed me to the "snuggie text" post that can be found on the right sidebar if you are interested. Together we laughed until we cried as the author posted about how he "messed" with the person who texted him by accident thinking that he was someone else. This was on Friday and I said how much fun it would be to do something like this and hoped I would get the chance someday. Well as luck would have it my
opportunity, if you will came much quicker than anticipated. On Sunday evening I received the following text from a complete stranger......and just couldn't resist "messing" with her a bit as Weston sat by rolling his eyes at my immaturity.
This is our text exchange for the following 12 hours...(exact spelling and all)
Lil Mamma (and YES this was her sign name on all her texts, that alone gave me the go ahead to "mess"):
Im looking for Paul C. Is this him or do you know him???
Me: Yep this is Paul, what's up?
Lil Mamma Babe please call me...I didn't mean to snap at you the other day i miss u i still luv ya and i would really honestly love to talk to u i need you in my life no matter what.
At this point a twinge of guilt entered my mind but I figured as long as I avoided the subject of their relationship problems it was okay to "mess"
Me: I really cant call you right now. Someone just left a box of kittens on my doorstep!
Lil Mamma o ok i understand im sorry.... please forgive me
Me: I'm not too mad but these kittens have me overwhelmed. There are six of them and they are hungry. Do you think i should buy some baby formula for them?
Lil Mamma Ya or delute regular milk
Me I could try that. How warm do cats need to be? I'm wondering if they need a blanket or something.
Lil Mamma I would give them at least a towel
Me; Who the heck would do something like this? I'm not qualified to take care of kittens. What am I going to do with them?
Lil Mamma Call the animal shelter or the police. They will send a dog catcher to u and they will take them.
Me: But they aren't dogs
Lil Mamma It don't matter they take all animals no matter what espically if they are abandone
Me I guess I could keep one. But I would like it to be a boy. I'm not sure how to tell on cats. They are too furry.
Lil Mamma Lol! I know how to its kinda hard to explaine first u take one spred their legs and seprate the fur if there is a nub there it is a boy if not then its a girl.
Me: Well shoot, either I'm really bad at this or they are all girls! Maybe that's why someone didn't want them. They are going crazy meowing though. Do you think music would calm them down? I'm wondering about looking up some cat sounds on YouTube to play for them.
Lil Mamma Honestly idk sorry wish i could hear ur voice
Me Well I've got to get some milk in these things but I will talk soon. Night lil mamma
Lil Mamma Goodnight, love you.
The next morning...
Lil Mamma Good morning
Me maybe for you! These kittens crawled all over the place last night. There is crap everywhere.
Lil Mamma Im sorry if you wanna talk call me later..
An hour later....
Lil Mamma Apperntlly you don't forgive me and don't wanna be my friend so i guess this is goodbye
Me Oh lil mamma.... I think you should try harder to find the real Paul C.'s number. I'm surprised you don't have his number if you love him. You did however provide me with a very entertaining 12 hours. Don't give up on Paul just yet, he may still forgive you.
At this point I figured I had messed enough and let her down easy. I was surprised when the comedy continued. She gave me her whole life story and told me how Paul was the only friend she had ever had. I will spare you the text exchange but I will say I was very kind and sincere as well as totally weirded out. At one point she told me that she was going to move out of the state to Germany. I wondered if I should tell her that Germany is actually out of the country but decided she would figure that out eventually. She explained that she was going to live and die alone if she couldn't have Paul. I then strangely enough, found myself sharing a bit of the gospel with her which she rapidly rejected. I seriously was feeling a bit bad for her. Noone should ever feel totally alone. This exchange continued into the afternoon with me kindly encouraging her be strong and lean on her friends. She finally told me that she needed to go get packed for Germany, so we said our goodbyes and I apologized for messing with her about the cat thing.
Hours later I got the following text;
Lil Mamma Just one question? y would you %^&$* with someone so bad as u did with me when Im pouring my heart out u should have said you wernt paul how low r u feeling to pretend that you are someone elase?
Me I TOLD you I wasn't Paul and THEN you poured your heart out to me, which I was sincerely kind and sympathetic about
Lil Mamma Oh.... ya. Well sorry for snapping at you i do appreciate you listening. good by
Lil Mamma and I parted ways on a good note and I think we are friends. I have to say that this was a pretty fun way to spend my day. I laughed way more than I have in a long time and for good reason, I mean how weird is this exchange?